Legend of the Surfin Ass



Keoki would get up each morning before school to pick beautiful red coffee cherry. Then after school each day Keoki would load all the red coffee cherries on the back of his favorite Kona nightingale donkey (ass). Then they would walk down the mountain to the mill.

Afterwards, Keoki and his donkey would go to the ocean to surf. The native people of Hawaii loved to tease Keoki, "Both you and your ass going surfin?" Keoki would smile and say, "Yes we're both going to surf our ass off."



The Legend of the Surfin’ Ass was born

Our contact information

By email: keokis@surfinass.com

By standard mail:
Donkey Ball Chocolate Factory
79-7411 Mamalahoa Hwy
Kealakekua, HI 96750

By phone:
808-854-0384 (between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. (Hawaii time zone)


help@surfinass.com